8.09.2010

Remind me...

to never have unprotected sex in November, December or January. The hot, sweltering Midwest summer to follow is sure to be miserable. Add pregnancy hormones to that mix, and I'm like Mentos in a bottle of Diet Coke.

to account for my 8+ month pregnant belly when running bath water. Listening to the gurgle of the overflow drain is not relaxing. And plus, it just makes me feel bad for wasting so much water.

3 comments:

OCDena said...

omgggggggggggggggggggg favorite post!

nmassie218 said...

I have to agree this is my favorite too, had me laughing so hard. I had Mason at the end of July so I experienced being pregnant in the heat a little.

Just think though you could be like me and get pregnant with an IUD in so the whole unprotected sex thing doesn't even matter!!!

Pam said...

My life would be so boring without your fantastic take on life. Don't ever change!