When Greta was a little baby,
I'd sing her lots of silly songs.
One of those was Fats Waller's Your Feet's Too Big.
Why I thought this song was appropriate for a tiny baby
whose feet were like three inches long? I have no idea.
One of Greta's latest fetishes is trying on our shoes.
And this photo of her in her daddy's work shoes
reminded me when I'd sing to her,
I still love you but your feet's too big.
And, yes, I know the correct lyrics are
but what kind of mommy sings something so mean to their sweet bumpkin, right?